I am Joseph.Tumblr (3.0; @theguyinthetrenchcoat)http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodtrucker.tumblr.com/post/49847277768/i-was-born-at-an-incredibly-young-age">foodtrucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was born at an incredibly young age</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51238498091http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51238498091Fri, 24 May 2013 14:25:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0870a254ebf80ab9240ff9e7e2ac9470/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77a0e9a63bc2e9cbb74128bd29c38e5a/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91bbfc4a7639e748cef055634fb5f407/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4036fb5a5fb8020425a1d29d799c7d4a/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0a1a584b90142e78228f7127e54953c/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2fb21e828ad908a160a61607d064e94/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26ad24733ea58f27a10fdc2f93f9bbdb/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/451f880d293e05235af4c883bb663ad8/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50771320671/stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class-of">beeishappy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kNkxQKGex28">Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013</a> Followed by <a href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50768362879/stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class-of-2013">this</a>.</small></p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51163129296http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51163129296Thu, 23 May 2013 14:54:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phillyd.tv/post/51086792778/edwardspoonhands-tyleroakley-oops">defranco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/51086735874/tyleroakley-oops-lolololol">edwardspoonhands</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51086326805/oops">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oops.</p> </blockquote> <p>lolololol</p> </blockquote> <p>hehehe</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51091049354http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51091049354Wed, 22 May 2013 16:22:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/51018716854/the-blog-of-anne-frank-i-just-realized-that">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-blog-of-anne-frank.tumblr.com/post/48500640941/i-just-realized-that-pun-intended-is-a-pun-on">the-blog-of-anne-frank</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry</p> </blockquote> <p>This. Changes. Everything.</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51021902219http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51021902219Tue, 21 May 2013 18:43:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad67437dd8bd8735ddb5d6ed302d8c24/tumblr_mmvf3sArDi1qh3ombo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thenimbus.tumblr.com/post/50934383092/hammpix-for-those-of-you-who-dont-understand">thenimbus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hammpix.tumblr.com/post/50550565929/for-those-of-you-who-dont-understand-archaeology">hammpix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.</p> </blockquote> <p>CASE CLOSED.</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51013883963http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/51013883963Tue, 21 May 2013 17:00:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7716e2f5829adede2184ac36a95fc59c/tumblr_mjxwgsJh5Y1s8lx3vo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e16f1e0a56bfb59e50a0fb51f8f3e6a2/tumblr_mjxwgsJh5Y1s8lx3vo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d546fbaba0a9c91bc9d273bbf18d7502/tumblr_mjxwgsJh5Y1s8lx3vo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d736fa666a43a455f683d2c1475a6405/tumblr_mjxwgsJh5Y1s8lx3vo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/50929012824/david-foster-wallace-was-like-art-must-be">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>David Foster Wallace was like, <em>Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.</em></p> <p><em><br/></em>And Mister Rogers was like, <em>Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.</em></p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959612750http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959612750Mon, 20 May 2013 22:39:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1dddb4cef59faabade7e5481c2d7ba8e/tumblr_mn2duvm9MJ1ro2eu3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/876df26c69dfca44ea139c51e7df5b9d/tumblr_mn2duvm9MJ1ro2eu3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d6f5d449a021461192d9d79d9862c21/tumblr_mn2duvm9MJ1ro2eu3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959576900http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959576900Mon, 20 May 2013 22:39:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1163b46dde4ff4eaf1324017edbe0361/tumblr_mn4447shwM1rozjsuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aliceinsouthdakota.tumblr.com/post/50926713345">aliceinsouthdakota</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Exactly. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Xl6evelTI">[x]</a></p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959402469http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959402469Mon, 20 May 2013 22:37:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatpunnyguy.tumblr.com/post/50951355006/if-a-puppet">thatpunnyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://famallama1.tumblr.com/post/33346797182/if-a-puppet">famallama1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gives you a blow job, is it really just a hand job.</p> </blockquote> <p>She promised there was no strings attached though</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959244144http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959244144Mon, 20 May 2013 22:35:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68b66415f1c00bb2a18e2bb3d273d659/tumblr_mn0hdso2UD1so3koho1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bamfinghere-bamfingthere.tumblr.com/post/50755312041/well-this-seems-right-at-home-on-tumblr">bamfinghere-bamfingthere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well this seems right at home on Tumblr…</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959072976http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50959072976Mon, 20 May 2013 22:33:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83ae283e2205ce801bc13d61f1d5e691/tumblr_ml6644of3i1r5zq6ao1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/372386299f34cacfde88dbc29ab522a6/tumblr_ml6644of3i1r5zq6ao2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9d3d425b31376acfaea3e86b86e6826/tumblr_ml6644of3i1r5zq6ao3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5e5683982c4655e48426acbf44d3acc/tumblr_ml6644of3i1r5zq6ao4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50883477539http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50883477539Mon, 20 May 2013 00:13:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549391325">spookymormon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549054702">spookymormon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e9269e3fb08a0ce5c060fb425540ab19/tumblr_inline_mmveeyAeUI1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50883178907http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50883178907Mon, 20 May 2013 00:09:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/355c961ae31a7b6213d0bae396bd1afb/tumblr_mm3fgcRvi91s2xab7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scrotumcoat.tumblr.com/post/49389367742/this-is-some-indiana-jones-shit">scrotumcoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is some indiana jones shit</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50860639176http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50860639176Sun, 19 May 2013 19:11:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fde1d8a12464d1d9bf34643111fbdb70/tumblr_mlq9l3Vk0U1qjw43to1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xcgfexspgx775.tumblr.com/post/50820020675">xcgfexspgx775</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tedonik.tumblr.com/post/50591264461/0rdinarykid-i-forgot-to-cat-decided-to-dog">tedonik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0rdinarykid.tumblr.com/post/50588329264/i-forgot-to-cat">0rdinarykid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I forgot to cat</p> </blockquote> <p>Decided to dog.</p> </blockquote> <p>thats the happiest cat i’ve ever seen</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50860621553http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50860621553Sun, 19 May 2013 19:11:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/50831362121/sunshineface0014-assbutt-in-the-garrison-i">assbutt-in-the-garrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunshineface0014.tumblr.com/post/50780406191/assbutt-in-the-garrison-i-need-my-glasses-to">sunshineface0014</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/45415480393/i-need-my-glasses-to-find-my-glasses-do-you-see-my">assbutt-in-the-garrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem</p> </blockquote> <p>You can’t even see your problem</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8acf45211763a9f8e4dff6faca420f44/tumblr_inline_mn21z7ALFj1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50860499451http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50860499451Sun, 19 May 2013 19:10:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lupkhuUe5U1qz4d4bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buddster.tumblr.com/post/50818209904/thanks-tumblr">buddster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Thanks tumblr.</p> </blockquote> <p>Thanks tumblr.</p>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50833875557http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50833875557Sun, 19 May 2013 13:35:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daaaadecba58e2596f5f6bcbe44544df/tumblr_ml08j0psaz1r5crgao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grrrenadine.tumblr.com/post/47559905684/ta-da">grrrenadine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ta da</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50833854424http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50833854424Sun, 19 May 2013 13:35:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3ir51NwI1r85nhgo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3ir51NwI1r85nhgo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weebli.tumblr.com/post/31214273400/cray-cray">weebli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>CRAY CRAY.</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50796835656http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50796835656Sun, 19 May 2013 03:25:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch27znPJ81r4t7nto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://classyandrachet.tumblr.com/post/34324589358/when-im-hanging-out-with-friends-after-school-its">classyandrachet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When im hanging out with friends after school its like</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50796769708http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50796769708Sun, 19 May 2013 03:23:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c97916328177ffb9bf95778463a0e25e/tumblr_mlr9w0f6Xv1sp6pkao1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://limmygravityfallsgifs.tumblr.com/post/48766291608/lol-our-math-class-xd">limmygravityfallsgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lol our math class XD</p> </blockquote>http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50796624722http://theguyinthetrenchcoat.tumblr.com/post/50796624722Sun, 19 May 2013 03:20:04 -0400